So that’s me 44 years old. Thanks girls for the Easy Star’s Lonely Hearts Dub Band, random punk rock CD and Network Security Hacks and thanks Grandma Edith for the Captain America underpants. I enjoyed lobster at the Lobster Shack on North Berwick harbour. The girls had real lemonade and fishcakes. I hope it comes [...]

So that’s it over. Championship football next year. No more Avram. What’s so goddamn frustrating is we were two-nil up at half time. And while we have far too many players, something is clearly wrong in the dressing room because the good players we have like Scott Parker and Carlton Cole and Hitzelberger and Upson [...]

Hrrmph. Two games left. 39 points is now the best we can do and that needs wins away to Wigan and home to Sunderland. Come on West Ham !

Bottom. Four games left. Next up Man City away …

So that’s us out of the FA Cup. Nice handball and goal from Piquionne. At least England beat Scotland at Twickenham on the other side.

Wahay ! Seventeenth place.

What odds would you have got for West Ham beating Liverpool and Birmingham winning the League Cup ? Erm, eleven to five and eight to one. Goals for Parker, Ba and Cole. Eighteenth place.

Blimey ! That Hitzlsperger is a bit good. That’s us in the last eight for the FA Cup. Next stop Stoke on March 12th.

Came back from 3-0 down at half time. Two goals for Demba Ba and one for Carlton Cole. West Brom’s last game before Roy Hodgson takes charge. Nineteenth.

Blimming Birmingham ! That’s us back at the bottom of the table.